inkskinned:

@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you 

paprika:

LMFAO HAHAHHAHAHAHH

shit-happens-bitchachos:

the-meme-monarch:

usnavis-hat:

casper-the-friendly-being:

kabuki-akuma:

dzzjjjtttwubwubwubwub:

mutant-kidzz:

awkwardontheoutside:

adcacai:

acquaintedwithrask:

strawberry-fox:

live-love-laurens:

xxdarkwing:

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

“Unalienable!”
“Inalienable!”

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!”

“WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

ladyhistory

This is a thing of beauty.

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

imagine one for the new U.S. constitution 

“why is the red line under Pensylvania”

“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”

“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”

“Pennsylvania has two n’s”

“No???”

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

boshrocks:

theatremissfit:

clones-and-thrones:

This was the most Anna Kendrick-y thing in the whole movie.

What is Chris Pine even doing with his hand

That’s called The Royal Wave and its something he learned on The Princess Diaries 2

lostairofbreath:

mrkenyon:

funniest-stuff:

At first I was impressed then I decided that this person was the worst kind of person

“That’s a pretty nifty style you’ve got there!  I can tell you’ve been practicing it quite a bit, considering the imprints in the paper, but that just goes to show that-wait…oh, you son of a bitch.”

You beautiful bastard

voiceskele:

queenoftherams8:

tangzhuang:

spacelesbians:

bpdsnek:

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

Mitochondria machine broke

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

THIS BITCH EMPTY

Y E E T

ruinedchildhood:

Beyoncé pouring my college tuition fees into a hot tub

nichaelforyou:

big-boss-official:

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

how is this 2010 if thats an iphone 6

sufferinghoe:

reallytrying:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via kailaniskye)

i fr just got extra credit for drawing a cat on the back of a test

i had a professor that would always make the last test question “tell me an interesting fact” and would give credit for it