When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
We bought alien balloons.
Okay so there’s this website called litographs that prints entire(or almost entire) books onto t-shirts. I mean seriously. look at this shit.
They have Le Mis
They have the phantom of the opera
They have the adventures of sherlock holmes
They have Leonardo da Vinci’s note books
They even have EDGAR. ALLAN. FREAKING. POE.
I AM SO EXCITED GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA
you can get them here
THEY HAVE THE FREAKING KAMA SUTRA ON A SHIRT WHAT THE HELL
Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
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The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”