fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

haley-the-humann:

So true it hurts

haley-the-humann:

So true it hurts

startear:

malkatz:

The only way this gif

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gets better

is if you reverse it

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he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”

what is this

why am I laughing so much

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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spork:

porpentine:

one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net

those words could be shorter

A cannibal’s one weakness: spray bottles

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human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

precumming:

dietbeates:

precumming:

What should I get my mom for her bday?

a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.

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